Screen-printed by hand (no armed-machine or industrial appliances) with love by the team and our friends over at The School Morgue. So, as love tends to bring a grey area of compromise to attention that we just decide to look passed because we love the love more then we care about the little what-nots. . .

Well folks, the prints on these sweatpants come with a 50% chance of imperfection to keep it real. Hopefully you don't mind it and, as mentioned ^, totally see passed these obscurities and kinks and so-on with the printed text. That's how we think most will feel.

Now, that being said, if anyone is unhappy and not going to wear the pair they get because of a total unsatisfied opinion of your sweats, please contact us immediately. We'll get you in a pair that you love as soon as possible. Thank you for understanding, and please spread the word when people compliment your sick sweatpants. Word-of-Mouth is half our marketing!

*** Note to Shopper ***

These bad-boys run quite large. For instance, take a look at the photos on display here. The model is an old friend (and a great one*) Valentina. She is 6 feet tall. These pants clearly fit on the baggier end of the spectrum of sweats, and that was fully intentional in their choosing. Just Keep this ^ in mind, and if you need them hemmed shorter (or anything structural like that) feel free to reach-out and we'll accomodate!

JERZEES NuBlend

50% Cotton 50% Polyester